Monthly Archives: August 2016

Donald Trump Funny Memes and Jokes

  • What does Donald Trump say when he can’t find his Viagra? “The erection is rigged!”
  • How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.
  • If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card!
  • Why shouldn’t Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
  • Trump: Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee.
  • El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a “talk” with Trump.
  • What does Melania see in Donald Trump? Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!
  • What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy? Let me see your birth certificate!
  • Why can’t Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.
  • What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he’s president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
  • What do you call a public servant who doesn’t take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump.
  • What is Donald Trump “really” trying to do? Make America Hate Again.
  • What is the Beach Boys song “Kokomo” about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.
  • What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
  • Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet? Meat and Democrats!
  • How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan.
  • What airline does Donald Trump fly? Hair Force One!
  • What did rural America tell Donald Trump? You’re Hired!